February 2012
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every time i look at the show “are you there, chelsea?” i get annoyed because it doesn’t make any sense to condense the title “are you there, vodka? it’s me chelsea” to that. no one is asking “are you there, chelsea?” unless that’s some sort of catch phrase on the show. i don’t know, i don’t watch it.
to the left
federov:
What I didn’t mention in my post last night (the one about how I was called pompous by my prof) is that those comments occurred in the context of a conversation about “masculine” and “feminine” writing conventions. Basically, masculine writing is assertive/aggressive/direct (lots of imperatives, very few questions, less “I think” or “I feel”) while feminine writing is...
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uppersndowners asked: hi can you tell me from what movie is the picture that you say i cannot even handle this movie, post 3138745618?
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that made me look up my sort-of-friend kurt schneider from high school to see if he had a tumblr tag and he does. he is totally the millionaire at the end of “romy and michelle’s high school reunion”. super weird to see people fangirling over him and sam tsui.
A RECIPE THAT CALLS FOR CAKE MIX IS NOT A RECIPE
“the clipse is two people doing the work of one”
Cosmo Sex Tip
diacrit:
shoot him
shoot him in the knee with a gun
A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
Touch the meat Touch the meat. It’s raw. Raw.
internet literary conventions i am tired of but am...
-“And the thing is?”
-“Can we talk about…?”
(yes, we can. you’re the one doing the talking)
-“You totally [blah blah blah]. I mean, come on.
-using “like” as a filler in text
“can we, like, think about things critically?”
-basically any forced transcription of question inflection:
“And yet, somehow? For whatever reason?...
i have found the person i am going to marry
josephrose asked: More boobs plz. =)
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ugh i’ve seen people emotionally manipulate people in pretty gross and dumbfounding ways so that they’ll look at their outfits on the internet
January 2012
Watchnegaversace:
negaversace:
lana del gey
celebrating the release of my bb’s album YOU GO GIRL!!!
OH MY GOD ANNELISE I HAVE NEVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH
POOP SOCK
negaversace asked: welcome home :..)
childrenlearn asked: i found your blog by accident. i like it. i find it relevant to my life. i'm going to follow you. also, i think you're funny.
dinosaury asked: Hi miss! I hope you are doing well!
caro8680:
i don’t trust people who have a lot of friends
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBER STUPID T-MOBILE
