March 2012
Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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ameliagum asked: Jada, the girl who wrote the essay inspired by Frederick Douglass, won my heart. The Frederick Douglass Foundation, who gave her the award, describes themselves thusly: "The Federick Douglass Foundation is dedicated to upholding the Sanctity of Human Life, Protection of Traditional Marriage, Constitutional Integrity & Voting Your Values." So, huh.
Feb 29th
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hupsoonheng: theanimalnamesofplants: the bad dominicana: thatmuchlove: 13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the Rochester… the principal of this school? and the teachers? major white-supremacist oppressive assholes. if you are anti oppression situations like this are manifestations of kyriarchy that cannot go unchallenged. this girl deserves all the radical support she can get from across...
Feb 29th
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henry james's "elizabethtown, garden state"
DAISY MILLER IS THE ORIGINAL MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL: ”’Oh, I hoped you would make a fuss!’ said Daisy. ‘I don’t care to go now.’ ‘I myself shall make a fuss if you don’t go,’ said Winterbourne. ‘That’s all I want—a little fuss!’ And the young girl began to laugh again. ‘Mr. Randolph has gone to bed!’ the...
Feb 29th
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catherinelikes asked: You are the clon of Amanda Seyfried.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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lotsalipstick asked: I finally found you again!
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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ain't safe for work, nope.
beatonna: Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with.  Because, there you go, ‘justice.’  When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway.  So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks...
Feb 28th
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my women in lit classmates have dubbed me “sparkles”. i am so beyond ok with this.
Feb 27th
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firstly it is some fuckery that this teacher made a paper due the same day we’re having a midterm but i hope i get extra points for my use of the word “pudendum” in this paper
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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gawker: "how i found the human being behind... →
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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every time i look at the show “are you there, chelsea?” i get annoyed because it doesn’t make any sense to condense the title “are you there, vodka? it’s me chelsea” to that. no one is asking “are you there, chelsea?” unless that’s some sort of catch phrase on the show. i don’t know, i don’t watch it. 
Feb 25th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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to the left
federov: What I didn’t mention in my post last night (the one about how I was called pompous by my prof) is that those comments occurred in the context of a conversation about “masculine” and “feminine” writing conventions. Basically, masculine writing is assertive/aggressive/direct (lots of imperatives, very few questions, less “I think” or “I feel”) while feminine writing is...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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uppersndowners asked: hi can you tell me from what movie is the picture that you say i cannot even handle this movie, post 3138745618?
Feb 18th
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that made me look up my sort-of-friend kurt schneider from high school to see if he had a tumblr tag and he does. he is totally the millionaire at the end of “romy and michelle’s high school reunion”. super weird to see people fangirling over him and sam tsui.
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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A RECIPE THAT CALLS FOR CAKE MIX IS NOT A RECIPE
Feb 18th
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“the clipse is two people doing the work of one”
Feb 18th
Feb 17th
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Cosmo Sex Tip
diacrit: shoot him shoot him in the knee with a gun
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry: Touch the meat Touch the meat. It’s raw. Raw.
Feb 17th
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internet literary conventions i am tired of but am...
-“And the thing is?” -“Can we talk about…?” (yes, we can. you’re the one doing the talking) -“You totally [blah blah blah]. I mean, come on. -using “like” as a filler in text “can we, like, think about things critically?” -basically any forced transcription of question inflection: “And yet, somehow? For whatever reason?...
Feb 16th
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i have found the person i am going to marry
Feb 15th
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josephrose asked: More boobs plz. =)
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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ugh i’ve seen people emotionally manipulate people in pretty gross and dumbfounding ways so that they’ll look at their outfits on the internet
Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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