ameliagum asked: Jada, the girl who wrote the essay inspired by Frederick Douglass, won my heart. The Frederick Douglass Foundation, who gave her the award, describes themselves thusly: "The Federick Douglass Foundation is dedicated to upholding the Sanctity of Human Life, Protection of Traditional Marriage, Constitutional Integrity & Voting Your Values." So, huh.
hupsoonheng: theanimalnamesofplants: the bad dominicana: thatmuchlove: 13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the Rochester… the principal of this school? and the teachers? major white-supremacist oppressive assholes. if you are anti oppression situations like this are manifestations of kyriarchy that cannot go unchallenged. this girl deserves all the radical support she can get from across...
henry james's "elizabethtown, garden state"
DAISY MILLER IS THE ORIGINAL MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL: ”’Oh, I hoped you would make a fuss!’ said Daisy. ‘I don’t care to go now.’ ‘I myself shall make a fuss if you don’t go,’ said Winterbourne. ‘That’s all I want—a little fuss!’ And the young girl began to laugh again. ‘Mr. Randolph has gone to bed!’ the...
catherinelikes asked: You are the clon of Amanda Seyfried.
lotsalipstick asked: I finally found you again!
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beatonna: Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks...
my women in lit classmates have dubbed me “sparkles”. i am so beyond ok with this.
firstly it is some fuckery that this teacher made a paper due the same day we’re having a midterm but i hope i get extra points for my use of the word “pudendum” in this paper
gawker: "how i found the human being behind... →
every time i look at the show “are you there, chelsea?” i get annoyed because it doesn’t make any sense to condense the title “are you there, vodka? it’s me chelsea” to that. no one is asking “are you there, chelsea?” unless that’s some sort of catch phrase on the show. i don’t know, i don’t watch it.
to the left
federov: What I didn’t mention in my post last night (the one about how I was called pompous by my prof) is that those comments occurred in the context of a conversation about “masculine” and “feminine” writing conventions. Basically, masculine writing is assertive/aggressive/direct (lots of imperatives, very few questions, less “I think” or “I feel”) while feminine writing is...
uppersndowners asked: hi can you tell me from what movie is the picture that you say i cannot even handle this movie, post 3138745618?
that made me look up my sort-of-friend kurt schneider from high school to see if he had a tumblr tag and he does. he is totally the millionaire at the end of “romy and michelle’s high school reunion”. super weird to see people fangirling over him and sam tsui.
A RECIPE THAT CALLS FOR CAKE MIX IS NOT A RECIPE
“the clipse is two people doing the work of one”
Cosmo Sex Tip
diacrit: shoot him shoot him in the knee with a gun
A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry: Touch the meat Touch the meat. It’s raw. Raw.
internet literary conventions i am tired of but am...
-“And the thing is?” -“Can we talk about…?” (yes, we can. you’re the one doing the talking) -“You totally [blah blah blah]. I mean, come on. -using “like” as a filler in text “can we, like, think about things critically?” -basically any forced transcription of question inflection: “And yet, somehow? For whatever reason?...
i have found the person i am going to marry
josephrose asked: More boobs plz. =)
ugh i’ve seen people emotionally manipulate people in pretty gross and dumbfounding ways so that they’ll look at their outfits on the internet